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i have seen everything i need to see before i die
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This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via lndubitably)
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
my parents changed my room around while I was gone
they’ve messed with the only place I really felt safe and now it feels all wrong and they shoved everything around and the piano is now in here what the fuck. there’s a sewing table in the middle of the fucking room.
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via karkatvantictacs)
Guy called me Elvis
I would so be this teacher.
woah bitch the fuck was that for
Rain babies #brunch
sure thing you can quit a fandom but you cant quit from having a crush on a fictional character
long story short: i still love...
1. I want to kiss you at a skatepark when I have to pick you up because its raining.
2. I want to kiss you when we are walking your dog...